Think well before u talk

Once upon a time an old man spread rumors that his neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young man was proven innocent. After been released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him

In court the old man told the Judge: 'They were just comments, didn't harm anyone..'

The judge, before passing sentence on the case, told the old man:
'Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Cut them up and on the way home, throw the pieces of paper out. Tomorrow, come back to hear the sentence.'

The next day, the judge told the old man: 'Before receiving the sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday.'

The old man said: 'I can't do that! The wind spread them and I won't know where to find them.'

The judge then replied: 'The same way, simple comments may destroy the honor of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can't speak well of someone, rather don't say anything..

'Let's all be masters of our mouths, so that we won't be slaves of our words.'

Equations!

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy


Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work


In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.



Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money


Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey


In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey


In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend



So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!


So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money


Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Confidence Level...

Story told by a man which is most frightening yet thought-provoking experiences of his life.

He had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."

As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive. Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us."


And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightening lit up the darkening skies and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The man confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying.

The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm. And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book.

Everything within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid."

The man could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The sweet child replied,

"Sir, my Dad is the pilot and he is taking me home."

When you are sure of your self, your confident level is steady and you are never shaky you do the things calmly and successfully.

Life - Some Fundas

1. When Snake is alive, Snake eat Ants.

When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.

Time can turn at any time.

Don't neglect anyone in life........ ...



2. Never make the same mistake twice,

There are so many new ones,

Try a different one each day.



3. A good way to change some 1's attitude is 2 change our own.

Coz same sun dat melts butter, also hardens clay !

Life is as v think, so think beautifully.



4. Life is just like a sea, v r moving without end.

Nothing stays with us, wat remain is just the

memories of some people who touched us as Waves.


5. Wenevr u wanna knw hw rich U r? Nvr count ur currency,

jst try 2 Drop a Tear & count hw many hands reach out 2 WIPE that.

- tht's true richness.



6. Heart told to eyes see less, bcoz u see & I suffer lot,

Eyes replied, feel less bcoz u feel & I cry a lot.


7. Never change ur originality for the sake of others,

bcoz no one can play ur role better than U.

So b urself, bcoz whatever u r, U r the best.



8. Baby mosquito came back aftr 1st time flying.

His dad asked him "Hw do u feel?",

He replied "It was wonderful,

Everyone was clapping for me!"